"Get off my lawn!"

In our creative writing class we tried something different. We started a story with one sentence and passed it to the next person. They wrote one sentence and then they passed i to the next person and so on. When I got mine back this is how it went...

The old man with the bushy mustache raises his cane up high in the air. His temper rises upon the small children who fell beneath him. The old man, dressed untidy, coughs loud and clear to get everyones attention. Somehow, no one realized he was crazy and running around naked. The children were all in shock of the sight. The old man then began to dance to "It's raining men". And then they stopped dancing. The children, so full of fear, grew horns and bat wings. They started to overwhelm the bushy freak. The man had not seen that he accidentally stepped on a button that opened up the gates of hell. Oooh nooo! How terrifying... Meanwhile in Britain: Parliament blows up and they had a big party! Inside the party, James Bond was talking with the bartender saying how cheap the wine is. The bartender made a dry reply, since it meant he wasn't getting any tips.

Wrote word from word. Seriously.